Conversation with my Father

  • Me: (phone) Why are you still at home. You're supposed to come pick me up.
  • Dad: You were supposed to call me when it was time to pick you up.
  • Me: Only if I got out of work before 3:30.
  • Dad: Well it's not 3:30....oh. I'll be right there to pick you up.
  • Let the record reflect it was three-thirty-five when I called. Such is the life of an everyday retired person, I suppose.

plunetzero:

pumpkinkraken:

i’m so fuckin happy about guillermo del toro’s house….

omg! 

Well of course this man wanted to direct a Haunted Mansion movie: he’s living in one!

(via hellotailor)

onionjam:

Best of Lorelai Gilmore

Forever reblog “Oy with the poodles already.”

Netflix now has all 7 seasons of Gilmore Girls available. In case you’re wondering where I was all week.

teamcoco:

#TBT: Last month when #Conan performed #Monorail at “#TheSimpsons Take The Bowl.” #HollywoodBowl #TeamCoco

"I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail"Ah, to the return to the days of obsessive after-school Simpsons watching on VHS.

teamcoco:

#TBT: Last month when #Conan performed #Monorail at “#TheSimpsons Take The Bowl.” #HollywoodBowl #TeamCoco

"I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail"

Ah, to the return to the days of obsessive after-school Simpsons watching on VHS.

cthonical:

cornflakepizza:

mizliz:

meanwhile, this week on gotham 

#darkness #no paRENTS

i’m laughing because this part happened and the boys in our house immediately started yelling DARKNESSS!!! NO PARENTS!!!!


Lego Batman really is the true Batman.

cthonical:

cornflakepizza:

mizliz:

meanwhile, this week on gotham 

#darkness #no paRENTS

i’m laughing because this part happened and the boys in our house immediately started yelling DARKNESSS!!! NO PARENTS!!!!

Lego Batman really is the true Batman.

(via hellotailor)

(Source: robertcarlyle, via thefrogman)

Benny vs. modern technology

Me and my car’s Bluetooth handsfree system.

(Source: mooseings, via legomovie)

jncos:

What the Mad Max movies never really explain is why so many leather daddies survived the apocalypse. What were they doing? Why are they so strong?

Because everyone wears leather in a future without air conditioning and access to running water. Like you do. 

(via hellotailor)

Awesome Mix Vol. 1

Best $8.99 I’ve spent in a while. Now just make me that solar-powered dancing baby Groot I want and we’ll be just fine. 

(Source: peterquill, via htbthomas)

Reblogging, because the misunderstood moment in “Hush” is one of my favorite in all of television. 

(via kirayukicutie)